Funny Things Said During Colonoscopies

terrysinbox 385x240 Funny Things Said During Colonoscopies

Thanks to loyal listener Bob for these funnies!!

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. ‘Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!’

2. ‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’

3. ‘Can you hear me NOW?’

4. ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’

5. ‘You know, inĀ Arkansas, we’re now legally married.’

6. ‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’

7. ‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’

8. ‘Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!’

9. ‘Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.’

And the best one of all:

10. ‘Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?’

Comments

One Comment

  1. Debbie says:

    These are hysterical, especially the last one. I think that about my husband quite often.

  2. Patty says:

    Thanks for posting these – I was trying to write them down from memory this morning. Perfect timing for my hubby’s scoping.

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