I partied pretty hard in my twenties. Going out every night, eating crappy diner food, mixing my dark boozes with the lights (bad idea). Now these days I have trouble staying up past 10 PM! I thought there was something wrong with me, turns out it’s just the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (cue Elton John music). Because Buzzfeed posted “A Twentysomething Party Vs. A Thirtysomething Party.” Now I feel like I can throw a party at 6pm on a Saturday, pack the place, and be able to get everyone out by 11. Who’s in!?